Yoga puns

STRETCHING OUT! YOGA WITH LIZZZA! | Lizzza

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hello and welcome to the most mysterious

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intro you’ve ever seen in your life if

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you wish to see my face please continue

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watching the video the mystery yeah yo

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what’s up guys it’s yoga Liza’s coming

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at you and welcome back to my youtube

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channel now I tried to put up my hair

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like a hipster yoga teacher for this

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video but I kind of just look like a dog

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we’re like a female Russian wrestler in

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the Olympics my name is Helga

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but anyways welcome to yoga with Liza

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yogurt with Liza y’all girl with eyes yo

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girl with Liza

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y’all play would last yo play with Liza

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but I legit hate when YouTube videos

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just stop and have to look

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what what is it anyways welcome to yoga

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with Liza here’s some stuff in slow

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motion

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[Music]

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[Laughter]

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[Music]

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wow this is really calm and artsy nice

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so today we’re doing yo girl

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I mean yoga now let’s roll out our mat

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okay wrong mat okay how about this one

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did it wrong mat ah here we are

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no now yoga is an exercise that is very

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calming it’s very relaxing for the body

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and it’s also found to be very stress

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relieving ah

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and it also originated in Indian oh one

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point foot India now I’ve been to a yoga

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class before and I was a natural and I

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don’t want to brag but I was really good

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honestly I could probably teach a class

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seriously yoga really is pretty relaxing

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and it makes you so much more aware of

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yourself and your body

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woah now in a yoga class the teacher

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will speak to you in a very calm and

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soothing voice like pen

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and we are yoga guru today I will be

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very hard to hear and my hot breath

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sounds like it needs a mint or something

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they also use a lot of interesting

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foreign vocabulary which as a beginner

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you may be confused today we will be

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aligning our chakra reaching nirvana

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practicing our savasana aligning bananas

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Sanada Montana now when someone’s

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whispering these words you don’t

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understand and you have to do them

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things can get a little bit difficult so

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everyone find yourself in your savasana

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using your Nevada

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Wow now a lot of people think yo girl is

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easy

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um I mean yoga they think Yoga is easy

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but try adding a bean burrito and then

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putting your leg behind your head try

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eating a cheese taco and bending over

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with your leg in the air that wasn’t me

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that was my chakra try eating a hot

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enchilada and balancing with your legs

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busted wide open

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stay inside my body oh mama mama stay

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away no Becca nama saya okay so maybe

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eating Mexican food before yoga class

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isn’t the most Blom idea that joke was a

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bit of a stretch hmm I pulled it out of

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nowhere

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oh but let’s do some actual poses shall

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we let’s hop right into it tree rabbit

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pen stand since asana triangle

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Illuminati confirmed eagle I have to pee

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I’m pee downward dog upward dog dog

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awkward one awkward two awkward xxx

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awkward treat burrito a burrito gassy

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from burrito just let it out it’s coming

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out whether you like it or not you did

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you killed your class so that is all I

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have for you guys today thank you so

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much for nama staying here and watching

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yeah yeah also as a quick disclaimer

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this video was not meant to be offensive

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in any way shape or form I do love yoga

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I think it’s beautiful practice miss was

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all for fun and I hope you enjoyed this

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video and if you did please make sure to

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give it a big thumbs up because now you

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know tacos and chakras don’t mix I got

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that wrong but it did so now you know

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that too I learned something new

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everything and I’ll see you guys next

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Wednesday with less little brown girl is

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el and nama stick but you gotta go bye

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when you’re sitting down with your legs

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crossed you may sit like that because

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you don’t have a weenie and it’s

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comfortable for you to sit like that ah

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no way

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I can do this what is this good good

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welcome to the end of my video

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