Yoga pants slut

Yoga Pants are now ILLEGAL in America

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but seriously guys don’t wear yoga pants

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unless you want to be a slut like yoga

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pants are so slutty it’s so slutty to

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wear pants that actually fit so do not

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wear yoga pants unless you want to be a

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slut it’s okay because you know what if

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I’m a slut and I wear yoga pants

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whatever I’m comfortable and they fit

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and I can function so I’m a slut then if

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you were yoga pants you are such a

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sinner such a sin you know you should go

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to hell if you wear yoga pants like dude

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really I found this article online and

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it’s titled bill proposes sentencing

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women to five years in prison if they

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wear yoga pants in public three times

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because wearing yoga pants in public is

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so inappropriate don’t do it don’t be

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that slut a lawmaker in Montana is

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trying to make the states indecent

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exposure law include yoga pants the

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proposed bill would drastically expand

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the existing indecent exposure law to

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include any sort of expose of nipples

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including men’s okay equality that’s

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good or any clothing that gives the

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appearance or simulates buttocks Oh such

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a sin genitals oh my god

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pelvic area inappropriate or female

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nipple because you know the female

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nipple hmm now that is some

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inappropriate stuff right there it’s

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very inappropriate because if you’re a

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female you have that fat that’s

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underneath the nipple and if the nipple

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is exposed you’re gonna get in trouble

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this part is really good that means men

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can wear shirts with fake nipples but

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women can’t and you’re gonna be a slut

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if you do that but if you’re a guy it’s

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totally fine neither can go topless for

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any reason okay equality again including

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men equality here’s where it gets really

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good and yoga pants that reveal the

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shape of one’s buttocks are completely

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prohibited you know that part that kind

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of sticks out a little bit that connects

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the legs in the back yeah that’s a sin

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that’s bad we don’t want to show any

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appearance of that because we need to be

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ashamed of that part of our body some

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representative that introduced the

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bill named David Moore says yoga pants

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should be illegal in public anyway

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because yoga pants is one of the worst

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things that we can do in this world you

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know and that’s got to be illegal first

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and foremost we need to put our

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attention towards making yoga pants

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illegal because that’s on the top of

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today’s world problems yoga pants yoga

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pants are a problem in today’s society

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and we need to take care of it and guess

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what Montana is taking care of it while

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till who is a retired professor who

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helped draft this bill said I want

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Montana to be known as a decent state

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where people can live within the

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security of laws and protect their

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children from sluts and associates from

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degrading and indecent practices I

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believe this bill is written preserving

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that reputation I also want to mention

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that Montana is one of those states that

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allows sexual intercourse with a horse

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it is completely legal in the state of

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Montana to have sexual intercourse with

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a horse but you know what’s not legal is

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wearing yoga pants now that is that is a

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problem but having sexual intercourse

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with the horse is totally ok I don’t

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understand why people don’t like yoga

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pants like why don’t people like them

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they’re so nice and they’re so

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comfortable I think why people don’t

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like yoga pants is because they’re

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jealous of the people who are wearing

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yoga pants like let’s be honest and if

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it’s a guy and he’s like straight he’s

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just jealous that he can’t get dad ass

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and I don’t say dad ass but I’m gonna

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say it for the comedic purposes of this

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video because it’s funny I think so you

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guys probably don’t think it’s funny and

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you guys probably think I’m so stupid

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and unfunny and a try-hard which is kind

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of true and then the women who are for

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this bill are probably just jealous

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because they won’t get off their ass to

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get that ass to earn that ass that they

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desire they just don’t want to see other

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women look good in yoga pants which is

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pretty sad because I support everyone

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trying to look their best instead of

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shunning other people who they think

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look good and they’re jealous of because

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it’s not cute you guys stop and I love

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them

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feel like one of those cartoon things

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where you see everything of them except

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for their face talking and I love yoga

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pants I don’t know about you but I do I

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think that the whole entire thing is

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completely absurd especially with yoga

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pants they’re pants that are comfortable

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they fit I know for me I don’t wear any

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jeans because they never fit I can get

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them all the way up to my butt and

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that’s about it they will not go over my

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butt nothing fits which is why I wear

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yoga pants and they’re comfortable and

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they’re form-fitting and it look nice

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that’s why I wear yoga pants and I can

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move in that I can function you guys I

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like to function not only that jeans are

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extremely uncomfortable yoga pants for

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life yoga pants are life though they’re

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the only form-fitting things that’ll

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wear that’s comfortable Montana is not

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the place to be anyway what’s in Montana

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like nothing no nothing’s in Montana

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freaking go to LA or something like that

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and you can wear all the yoga pants that

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you want to wear I just think it’s

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completely absurd and it makes me really

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really sad that this is what people are

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focusing on is making yoga pants illegal

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there are so many other things in this

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world to focus on besides making yoga

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pants illegal so many things that are

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actually productive making yoga pants

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illegal is so pointless and

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counterproductive

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I can’t even doing a freely spin right

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now because why not just wait for me to

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be called a slut a splint I just want to

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say that I’m a slut now for wearing yoga

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pants I need to go to jail and get fined

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$10,000 for wearing a pair of pants the

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shape of our body is a sin you know and

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we need to cover that up we can’t wear

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things that show the shape of our body

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because it’s inappropriate we need to be

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ashamed of our bodies thanks Montana I

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love you Montana you’re awesome because

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you’re so productive with making yoga

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pants illegal but it’s okay to have

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sexual intercourse with a horse Montana

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is fucking rad let me know what you guys

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think about yoga pants cuz you guys know

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what I think about them I love them

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they’re so fun

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[Music]

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No I can function and protect their

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children from sluts

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