Yoga jokes

Funny Yoga Jokes by Jim McDonald: Jokes About Yoga! – Stand Up Comedy

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that’s why it worked out they just kind

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of work out you choose says a lot about

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your personality like my friend yeah it

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takes boxing classes and I do yoga so

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for a bar and a fight breaks out he

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wants to be able to defend himself and I

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want to be able to squeeze out of an

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eight inch bathroom window cuz I will

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not fight for any reason some guys try

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and provoke you your girlfriend’s ugly

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oh yeah well you should see it without

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makeup because I won’t fight my macho

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brother doesn’t think I’m a man whatever

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at the beach you refused to rub sunblock

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on my back because he thought we’d look

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gay and he said he’d do it if he went in

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the bathroom and locked ourselves in the

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store even like gay friends won’t do

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that last month after show some guy came

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up to me was you serious you really have

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gay friends well how do you feel about

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gay marriage I said look man we just met

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we should go out a few times

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