Short girl yoga pants

What a Girl’s Yoga Pants Mean

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hey guys so recently on my snapchat I

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asked you guys to send me suggestions on

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what I should make a youtube video about

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and you guys sent me some really awesome

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ideas about things that I could talk

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about having to do with yoga and

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plant-based diets and parenting and

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basically I decided to ignore all of

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that advice and just make this totally

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useless video that I’m about to make

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right now

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now I didn’t actually come up with this

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idea on my own I pretty much stole the

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idea from jenna Marbles because she’s

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fucking awesome and I love her and I

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love her videos and Hayes loves her

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videos and my daughter Hayes who’s ten

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years old you guys know Hayes she

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watches a lot of jenna Marbles and I

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know I know

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is it appropriate no am i a horrible

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parent probably do I give a fuck

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well I do but just not enough to change

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my behavior so anyway so the idea was

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taken from jenna Marbles she does these

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videos that are called what a girl’s

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nails mean or what a girl’s hair means

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and I really like this video series I

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think it’s very funny and me being a

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yogi and someone who really likes yoga

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pants I thought that you know I’m pretty

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much the authority on yoga pants in my

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little world anyway I thought it would

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be a great idea for me to make a video

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letting you guys know what a girl’s yoga

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pants mean so without further ado here

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is what a girl’s yoga pants me so if

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you’re wearing these tribal baggy sort

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of yoga pants it means that my name is

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moonshine and I don’t shave my armpits

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because that’s society like trying to

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oppress me I like to do Sh with my own

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mixture of patchouli oil and homemade

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kombucha that I’m

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in my teepee I’d like to hold hands with

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you in a prayer circle as we bless this

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delicious raw vegan Pad Thai made from

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zucchini noodles and creamy nut paste

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led yoga pants means I have three

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children under the age of five and I

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don’t have fucking time to keep up with

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fashion trends I don’t have time to

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shower

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I have vomit in my hair my nipples are

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chapped from the excessive pump and dump

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I had to do after having too much Pinot

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Grigio with breakfast these leggings

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mean I’m better than you I’m hotter than

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you

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I look sexier in yoga pants than you do

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in lingerie I have more money than you

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my yoga pants cost more than your entire

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monthly electricity bill these do good

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pants might also mean I make a living

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doing paid Instagram posts would you

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like some flat tummy tea with that if a

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woman is wearing booty shorts it means I

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don’t really do yoga I take pole fitness

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classes because I’m a liberated free

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spirit who embraces my sexuality

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I’m also bicurious and I’m working later

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at the Spearmint Rhino and see me ask

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for destiny these loudly printed yoga

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pants means I’m edgy I can totally pull

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these off I’m an artist you probably

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don’t understand these yoga pants

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because you’re not an artist I don’t

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care what people think of me because I

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march to the beat of my own job these

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brightly colored yoga pants mean I live

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in Miami I like to wear neon mesh tank

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tops to the beach I don’t wear any

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underwear with these leggings and I like

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to show my camel toe off at the grocery

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store and I like to salsa dance every

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Thursday night with no underwear in

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these leggings this ballerina style

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leggings me I want to be a ballerina

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when I grow up away totally forgot that

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I’m 40

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I’m uncoordinated

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I actually eat food if you’re wearing a

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onesie to a yoga class it means I’m too

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fucking lazy to pick out a top and a

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bottom I also have to get completely

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naked

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every time I key after three margaritas

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I become a straight-up back-alley tavern

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whore I have a bladder infection if

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you’re wearing high-fashion yoga pants

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that have like a lot of metallic colors

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or paneling in them it means I’m 47 and

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I’m desperately trying to cling to any

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sort of sexual attractiveness that I

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have left I get Botox and fillers every

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three months a little bit more right

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here just a little bit more right here

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like I can see I can see a wrinkle just

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just get it in there I don’t want I

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don’t want anything to move I do Pilates

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14 times a week and I’m banging my

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CrossFit instructor on the side all

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right so that’s what girls yoga pants

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mean I hope you guys liked this video

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and no offense to people who wear any of

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these types of yoga pants I pretty much

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wear all of these yoga pants except for

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the bootlegs ones because those are

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fucking awful and if you own them just

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get them out just get them out of the

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house just take them don’t even give

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them to Goodwill because nobody should

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be wearing that shit just get it the

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fuck out okay hope you guys like this

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video and um I’ll see you real soon

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