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WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS ON A YOGA RETREAT (aka. Me Being Weird in Ibiza) | theFFF

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I’m not sure how I’ve survived a ryanair

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flight with no studies I’m in Ibiza I’m

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at the carte blanche body balance

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retreat

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I am here for a week of yoga and just

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being very zen mascara is all about

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being mindful and in touch with myself

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and positive energy I’ve come here to

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kind of really reset myself and yeah

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just have an amazing time with some

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lovely people inside holding the massive

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favor

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hello say I just know almost done over

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there okay Wow look at this up by Ali

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say no what have you made of sorry

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you’re definitely about to run back and

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get a shovel a broccoli and walk on my

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dollars amazing time to reflect salmon

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carrot and chickpea with cumin your go

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to him style we’ve probably got it

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absolutely

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I have how biggest makeup on my chin oh

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my god anyway I am woken up in Ibiza and

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I’m feeling super happy so happy that

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I’m saying the words FIFA I have a

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coffee in hand and we are about to go

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and do some meditation and our second

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yoga session of the trip

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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full p.m. and I have just been

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sunbathing I actually washed my hair

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forever hand washed it feels like

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Thursday morning which is really gross

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because it’s now like Sunday I thought

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I’d show you my little a soft bikini

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that you might have seen on Instagram or

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highway salon in fact I’m actually

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really proud of it

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we have that style Matthew is stay down

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and I have changed outfits like four

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times I feel like I’m on the island

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[Music]

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good morning guys

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okay yep one day I’ll slip around and

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we’re going to go to do some morning

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yoga and you have to fear come to make

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me coffee because I think I need Italian

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Serie C I’ll just I feel like I’ve slept

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a million years thought situation is

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still not great sighs that’s what I did

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to deserve this breakup

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[Music]

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see how many posts I have right now

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I’ve tuna okay I don’t know that okay

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actually don’t have that many no I do i

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do thoroughly we decided to have like a

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fun dinner party on my shoulder

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yeah I’m kind of Hannah being eaten

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alive so in now she’s day and we are

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going into Center

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there is a lady with my shop ways get

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into a little height at the funniest

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thing happened yesterday so I got a

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message from my mom and she was like

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Lucy I still have something on the Daily

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Star and it said Lucy mountain underwear

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selfie goes viral and I was like what

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and I look and it was one of my

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Instagram chosen and it was basically my

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post about body positivity and

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transformation trend and someone had

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obviously found no idea have and they

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put it on the Daily Star and my mum just

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happened to be the first one to find it

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and it was like what what and then I

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wear that with that I – – oh right I

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just got even a prize

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you

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someone strong Latinas on the wall

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classic back from the beach and now

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going to have a massage

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Louise’s possibly or the best sports and

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Sasha’s masseuse largest so yeah I’m so

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ready sir

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woman

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[Music]

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I think I’ve really xs3 on and it just

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lets us are wearing dry t-shirt by the

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way into the line and so basically have

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remove all braces I don’t and afraid

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conscious I might have Latin somewhere

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in a public place so there comes out

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yeah so I think I left them in here on

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the reject oh I got a problem

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homeless deep surface away so just some

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water barman Sofia

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we’re basically going to make water

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sports or water pool activity with cool

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[Music]

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[Laughter]

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[Music]

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some of us have had a couple of wines

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already not naming any names

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[Music]

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panting bolsas Wow if you have a falsely

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look to him last lunch of the holiday

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gray no lock you seismicity about this

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PA sorry wankyu mm sorry and it is fun

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alia designs and it’s basically this

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lady and she doesn’t or completely her

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maids made to order and they’re just

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insane like slipping in through the back

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it’s kind of like a little like high leg

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high leg high briefed on a number but

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it’s not a song which I kind of like

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it’s kind of like it covers the ball a

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bit still I mean it still yeah I mean my

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brothers definitely still out

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Thank You other one oh my god

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TV 89 700 only person I’ve managed to

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endure a nice wet patch on top of my

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dress

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[Music]

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